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#1 User is offline   gofer-chan 

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Post icon  Posted 02 September 2003 - 09:31 PM

control "corpse ranger" and run through the doppleganger's evil lair (he's so evil that uh his lair is evil too =() and then shoot him a bunch.

features:
bullets and shit
a built-in timer so you can try to beat the game in under a minute
tigers
ghosts
a boss made of robots
holes in the floor
a title screen
the "shootseeker w" command

and so much more

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Posted 02 September 2003 - 09:58 PM

You know, you don't have to downgrade your normal speaking langauge to effectively draw attention to a game you're working on. Dropping caps and punctuation and randomly saying "shit" doesn't really add much to my interest, I can't really speak for everyone else though.

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"I hate it when you get all exo on me." - emalkay

Exophase can what Rubi-cant.
exoware is ware ur ware is exoware
ps. not loking 4 new membrs kthx
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Post icon  Posted 02 September 2003 - 10:15 PM

not working on. have worked on.

And I just type with no caps on in forums. Like I type with all caps on IRC. And I don't say shit very often. It's in the name of the game, but I guess that's just higher art than what YOU'RE used to.
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Posted 02 September 2003 - 11:54 PM

gofer-chan, on Sep 2 2003, 05:15 PM, said:

not working on. have worked on.

And I just type with no caps on in forums. Like I type with all caps on IRC. And I don't say shit very often. It's in the name of the game, but I guess that's just higher art than what YOU'RE used to.

I was just referring to this POST, not your language in general. But yes, I am used to "higher art" than games with "shit" in their title, you're right.

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Exophase can what Rubi-cant.
exoware is ware ur ware is exoware
ps. not loking 4 new membrs kthx
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Posted 03 September 2003 - 05:37 AM

And what fine art it is too! Keep up the good work.

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Post icon  Posted 03 September 2003 - 10:19 PM

fo shizzle my nizzle
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Posted 07 September 2003 - 10:10 AM

Ooh, feel the vindictiveness! Oh, wait... I don't exist anymore, do I? *hugs all* Bye!

(I've been popping in and out lately to check for any wonderful new games, Like TNW or something. I don't know!! I guess I'm just still addicted to MegaZeux...)
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Post icon  Posted 07 September 2003 - 09:56 PM

TOXIK THERE YOU ARE

I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY CHILD
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Posted 08 September 2003 - 05:11 AM

I DONT THINK THIS IS GOING ANYWHERE
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Posted 08 September 2003 - 03:55 PM

Someone ban him.
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Please kick me in the loins.
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Posted 08 September 2003 - 06:01 PM

SOMEONE BAN YOU!
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Posted 08 September 2003 - 09:55 PM

Aussie Evil, on Sep 9 2003, 01:55 AM, said:

Someone ban him.

/BAN
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Posted 08 September 2003 - 11:26 PM

Apollyon246, on Sep 8 2003, 11:01 AM, said:

SOMEONE BAN YOU!

I was just thinking that!
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Posted 09 September 2003 - 12:29 AM

Would everyone stop polluting gofer's otherwise inane thread? Thanks.

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Exophase can what Rubi-cant.
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Posted 09 September 2003 - 05:54 PM

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Posted 10 September 2003 - 12:54 AM

Off topic, but...

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Funkmaster ESD: ... [snip]

Google found the gross "chat transcript" that goferchan fabricated here and decided it'd be great to return it as the first result for a search on my screen name - thanks gofer old buddy old pal!


That's just wrong...
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Posted 10 September 2003 - 01:30 AM

God I hate you people.

Oh yeah, and I sort of enjoyed that game. Sort of.
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Posted 10 September 2003 - 11:29 AM

O_o

Ooooookay...
Well, this place has certainly become weirder... I'll go stand over HERE now.
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Post icon  Posted 10 September 2003 - 05:39 PM

Toxik: ThreeSOME! ThreeSOME! ThreeSOME!

And dude, I'm proud of that boss at the end.

...=/

Well, I am.
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Posted 10 September 2003 - 06:11 PM

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Posted 10 September 2003 - 06:18 PM

Joe, what the fuck are you saying, you haven't played this game. 0.o Weirdo.

Heh, Gofer, is that from that log you showed me?
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Post icon  Posted 11 September 2003 - 04:20 AM

yes.
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Posted 04 October 2003 - 04:30 AM

I really am digging myself deep, reviving 2 topics in one day.
This game was, well, *slurs and murmers a few words*, hence the name!
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Post icon  Posted 04 October 2003 - 02:16 PM

Dude, my games are fucking art. If you can't understand them, it's your problem, and NOT mine.
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Posted 06 October 2003 - 02:15 AM

Art? You mean like modern art, or the kind that doesn't suck?
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Posted 06 October 2003 - 03:30 AM

:cry:

PCMICAH dont pick up dead topics plzkthx
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Posted 06 October 2003 - 06:13 AM

I'm glad pcmicah revived this topic, otherwise I wouldn't have noticed this awesome game sitting in the forums. :P
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Posted 06 October 2003 - 09:30 PM

Sklark, your not my mother. Leave me alone plzkthx.

edit: spelling

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Posted 07 October 2003 - 01:08 AM

Well I am. Don't revive dead topics.
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Post icon  Posted 09 October 2003 - 06:35 PM

oh ho! very humorous. you're all comedy fucking GOLD.
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