This game is a waste of time from start to finish. The gameplay consists of large open areas and built-in enemies (including the boss! The final boss was just a built-in!) and the plot is basically nonexistent. It begins with a giant wall of pointless text that I half-expected to turn into goatse or a bright flashing picture midway through. Another highlight of the game is the "platformer" section that's just a bunch of SWater (the south exit links to the same board, what the). I'm not sure if it's supposed to be a parody of newbie games that missed the mark or if it's genuine, but if you've played one newbie game, you've probably already played this one.