One day, Maxim got bored and attempted to make a parody of Cans that was as terrible as possible. What you'll find in Can't 4 are boards designed in two minutes, a monotonous RPG battle system, lame and immature humor that rivals Porno Creep, and looping clips of music by the infamous grindcore band Anal Cunt in the background.

To give you an idea of just how horrible this game is, Maxim himself has stated that he was shocked at how bad it turned out. So there you have it, folks. Stay far, far away from Can't 4.