For the 'un'educated, this is a game about the National Hockey League, which is I guess analogous to the NFL for we Americans. Hockey is a game in which the puck is always on the field, the goalies are competent and not high on cocaine and coffee, and the players generally don't hang out near the edge of the arena at all times.

None of those things happen in this game.

Begin the game by grabbing the puck and Shooting it with space and the arrow keys. I actually took a while to get this concept, maybe because I have a hangover or maybe because it's just so foreign. The hockey player has possession of the puck until he shoots it, which may very well be directly right into the goal robots. So make sure you use that strategy, and have fun playing hockey! Just kidding, 1 star.