[megaboy2400]

Oxymorons are cool. Pretty ugly. Plastic silverware.

[RoSS]

Jumbo shrimp. Military intellegence. Microsoft works.

[Fairy Queen]

Oxymorons!

My favorite - when old people say this all the time - "Good grief!"

Clothes: Long shorts. Tight slacks.
Name calling: Butt head! Lol! Get it??? Haha not very funny.
A computer one: Advanced BASIC
Just another one: Old news

Some more:
Toll free
Student teacher
Suicie victim
Last Initial
Exact estimate


I could go on forever! These things are fun! =)

[Xombie]

hmm... I don't know too many. I can't say 'Smart blond' cause I know one, and you guys already said my favorite one: Military Intelligence. I could do a paradox though, those come naturally to me.

[Trev-MUN]

Here's a good one:

Loud silence.

(...Come to think of it, silence IS deafening... when it's quiet I get a horrible ringing in my ears)

[Lance]

Black Heart

[Peeves]

Funny National Geographic? Pleasant(a town) Sewer?

[megaboy2400]

Quote

hmm... I don't know too many. I can't say 'Smart blond' cause I know one, and you guys already said my favorite one: Military Intelligence. I could do a paradox though, those come naturally to me.

Haha, I know a smart blonde too. Sure paradoxes work here too. You can put them here.

[ShloobeR]

Trev: DEAFENING SILENCE !

[weasel]

Living Dead. I dunno, the thought of dead people who are still alive just strikes me as oxymoronic...

[Peeves]

Beginning of the end. Start of the finish. First of the last. Largely small.
Ummm.... I had one, but
then my brain went
|
V


EDIT: Miniature Giant (Fred's thing (nmiaow) under his avatar)

[Kuddy]

Uh... winner of the loser's bracket?

[Trev-MUN]

Tecky: AGHF

Here's one: Same difference

[megaboy2400]

Alone together.

[RoSS]

Although most people get the idea, oxymorons (except for very few cases) are two words that seem to contradict eachother, but are often used in expressions and conversations. I'm not trying to point out people but I'll give some examples. "Winner of the loser bracket" doesn't really seem to contradict itself, because it really does make sense. "Funny national geographic" might be OK if it was something that was actually used, seemed to contradict itself, and was actually possible. "Alone together" is a good example because it seems like one could not be alone AND have another person there, but is actually possible because you're extending the "alone" to multiple people. Also, it is occationally used.
Hope this helps :-)

[asgromo]

Civil War and dry ice.

[megaboy2400]

Thanks for all the info Ross. You're right.

[Trev-MUN]

Orderly chaos!

[megaboy2400]

God of Stupidity.

[Kuddy]

Heheh... I'm a living oxymoron. But how?

[megaboy2400]

Haha, cause you can't have a God that is Stupid. Or a God of Stupidity. Or you. Haha.

[UmkD]

Mike D the _Smart ass (anotheroxy-moron)_, cheated...


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life-less?

Living Dead Girl?

Oh shit!! Don't Sue me Rob Z.!!!

Hanging plant (puts on tie and hangs self with it)

Filtered water (Don't go to Mexico!!!!)

Dead mouse (Click damn you, CLICK!!!!!!)

human anti disastablisment interianism

(probably mispelled, something about anti religion)

chainlink fencer (What's that?)

Peek a Boo

Mind less ( How the heck am I typing?)

Filtered Soul ( Oh no, not another copywright!!!)

Hit and run

Micro Softchips (Ouch!)

Downed Server ( From California drive by)

A coffin(is what the builder doesnt want and the owner never sees...)

Iron Maiden

Maiden Iron

Broken Break From the beroke period, so don't fix it!!

cAPItALIzED pErIOD ?


Unqualified carsalesman

(really rare!!!! I found a qualified christian lawyer type once)



True lies

A rollercoaster life of safety (statistically speaking...)
(Ultimate rareness, very few have lived that long in a house)

[UmkD]

I know that was lame, sorry about that man...

[UmkD]

A 12-Ounce Pound Cake
Accurate Horoscope
Act Naturally
Adult Children
Advanced BASIC
African American (Italian American, Polish American, etc.)
Agree to Disagree
Airline Food
Almost Done
Almost Ready
Alone Together
Anarchy Rules!
Anxious Patient
Artificial Intelligence
Assistant Supervisor
Authentic Reproduction
Awfully Good
Awfully Nice
Baby Grand
Bad Health
Bad Luck
Bad Sport
Ball Club
Benign Tumor
Black Gold (slang for crude oil)
Black Light
Black Russian
Big Baby
Birthday Suit
Bitter Sweet
Books on Tape
Buffalo Wings
Business Ethics
Butt Head
Casual Dress
Catfish
Christian Militia
Christian Scientist
Civil War
Classic Rock
Clean Litter
Clearly Misunderstood
Clever Fool
Close Distance
Cold Fever, Cold Sweat
Comedic Tragedy
Commercial Art
Compassionate Conservative
Computer Jock
Congressional Ethics
Constant Change, Constant Variable
Creation Science
Criminal Justice
Crisis Management
Critical Acclaim
Cruel to be Kind
Current History
Dark Star
Deafening Silence
Death Benefits
Definite Maybe
Devout Atheist
Diet Ice Cream
Dodge Ram
Doing Nothing
Domestic Violence
Double Solitaire
Down Escalator
Dry Ice
Dry Lake
Dull Knife
Educational TV
Elementary Calculus
Elevated Subway
Evaporated Milk
Even Odds
Exact Estimate
Executive Assistant
Express Bus
Extended Limits
Extinct Life
Extra Time
Family Vacation
Fatally Injured
First Annual
Foreign National
Forward Lateral (football term)
Found Missing
Freezer Burn
Fresh Frozen
Fresh Smelt
Friendly Argument
Friendly Fire
Front End
Functional Illiterate
Fuzzy Logic
Gentleman Bandit
Gentleman's Club
Gentle Turbulance
Girly Man
Global Village
Good Cigar
Good Grief
Gourmet Pizza
Government Organization
Government Intelligence
Government Worker
Graduate Student
Graphic Language
Greater Cleveland
Greater Evil
Growing Smaller
Guest Host
Half Full (or Half Empty)
Hard Curve
Hard Liquor
Hard Pillow
Hard Roll
Hard Water
Haitian former President-for-life Jean-Claude Duvalier
Head Butt
Healthy Dose
Heavy Gas
Hermitage (where multiple hermits live)
Hell's Angels
Higher Ground
High-Speed Computer
Holistic Healing
Hollow Point
Holy War
Homeopathic Medicine
Honest Crook
Hopelessly Optimistic
Hot Chili
Hot Ice
Ice Water
Idiot Savant
Independent Financial Advisor
Industrial Park
Inexpensive Car
Instant Classic
Invisible Ink
Irate Patient
Jumbo Shrimp
Junk Food
Lamp Shade
Last Initial
Lean Pork
Least Favorite
Legal Brief
Legally Drunk
Light Heavyweight
Limited Lifetime Guarantee
Liquid Gas
Little Giant
Live Recording
Living Dead
Long Shorts
Loud Whisper
"Love to Hate"
Low Altitude
Man Child
Mandatory Option
Marijuana Initiative
Melted Ice
Mercy Killing
Metal Wood (golf club)
Microsoft Works
Mild Abrasive
Military Intelligence
Minor Disaster
Miracle Drug
Mobile Station
Mournful Optimism
Moving Target
Mutual Differences
Natural Makeup
Near Miss
Necessary Evil
Negative Growth (economic recession)
"New Antiques arriving daily!"
New Classic
New Tradition
Night Light
Non-dairy Creamer
Non-denominational Church
Non-stop Flight
"Now, then"
Old News
Only Choice
Open Secret
Organized Mess
Original Copy
Paid Volunteer
Partially Complete
Passive Agression
Peace Force
Perfect Idiot
Perfectly Awful
Pet Fish
Pianoforte
Plastic Glasses
Plastic Silverware
Political Science
Postal Service
Press Release
Pretty Ugly
Progressive Conservative
Pure Evil
Random Logic
Rap Artist
Rap Music
Rarely Done
Reagan Democrat
Reagan's Memoirs
Recent History
Red Licorice
Relaxation Exercise
Religious Education
Religious Right (because they're wrong)
Religious Tolerance
Resident Alien
Restless Sleep
Retired Worker
Rolling Stop
Rogue Cop
Rush Hour
Same Difference
Sanitary Landfill
Sanitary Napkin
Science Fiction
Second Best
Serious Clown
Short Distance
Silent Alarm
Silent Scream
Single Diversity (a type of wireless microphone)
Singular Relationship
Sit Up
Slumber Party
Small Crowd
Social Outcast
Soft Rock
Solo Concert
Speed Limit
Stand Down
Stop Action (w/thanks to John Sweeney)
Structured C Program
Student Teacher
Suicide Victim
Sure Bet
Sweet Sorrow
Synthetic natural gas
Talk Show
Terribly Nice
Terribly Pleased
Terrific Headache
Tight Slacks
Toll Free
Tough Love
Traffic Flow
Tragic Comedy
Unacceptable Solution
Unbiased Opinion
Uninvited Guest
United Nations
Unknown Identity
Useful Oxymoron
Vacation Bible School
Victimless Crime
Wake (you wake up, yet at a wake you're dead)
War Games
White Chocolate
White Lie
Wicked Good
Work Party
Working Vacation
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more wasted bandwidth!!!!

[UmkD]

[SIZE=14]Useful Oxymoron
[SIZE=14]

[Kuddy]

megaboy2400, on Jul 1 2002, 06:13 PM, said:

Haha, cause you can't have a God that is Stupid. Or a God of Stupidity. Or you. Haha.

/me explodes due to a logical paradox.

[weasel]

UmkD: Thanks for ruining everybody else's fun...i believe you've stated nearly every oxymoron possible in 3 consecutive posts!

[Peeves]

What was all that worthless posting for?....Blah....Blah......

5 Hours Later:
You ruined all our fun!! You.....Yak.....Yak....Yak.....

Next Day:
You wasted all that bandwidth! Ah-Hah!
I shall send my bounty hunters after you!

*Falls over from lack of air*


P.S. Please don't take any insults personally, but stop it!

[megaboy2400]

Exactly what I was just gonna say. Thanks man, you ruined it for everyone.

[ShloobeR]

And I'm thinking some of those aren't even oxymorons O_o