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#1 User is offline   Sonic1126 

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Posted 12 November 2000 - 02:08 PM

Okay, I finally deicided to rent the cheesiest movie since "Children of the Corny" and I have to say, those kids are REAL assholes!!

1. "How to survie in the woods"
Person 1: Let's read this book, even thou we're too stupid to do ANYTHING it says!

2. Guy warns them to walk into woods.
Person 1 (P1): Screw him, he's nuts, let's go in the woods and kill ourselves!!
Person 2 (P2): Good Idea!!
(4 days later, they get killed... hm...?)

3. Strange noise in the forest!
P1: HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE ####! AHH! WITCH!! AHH! RUN!
P2: AHH!!
(That or some animal... stupid..)

4. Playing Football in the river.
P1: HAHA!! I KICKED THAT #### MAP IN THE RIVER!!
P2: YEAH! NOW WE CAN BLAME IT ON THAT BITCHY GIRL!
P3: HEY! ME AND MY CAMERA CAN KICK YOUR ASS!!
(Uh.. plain stupid.)

5. Strange Creapo house with bloody handprints on it.
P1: ####, shame whats-his-face got killed. Hey! Look! Fresh Blood! Let's walk inside!
P2: COOL! I found a knife with his blood on it!
P1: Let's go in the basement.
(Uh... I would run if I were you..)

6. We gotta get out of the woods before night!
P1: So, thens let's spend 5 hours arguing about shit that don't matter!


This movie is CORN and if the sequal follows, well.. let's hope not... Hey, has any SEEN the sequal yet?

Hmm.. maybe I should have a REVIEW post to review various MZX games and such... hm.. Comments?

(Edited by Sonic1126 at 8:17 am on Nov. 12, 2000)

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Posted 12 November 2000 - 09:14 PM

Yes, this was the worst movie ever!!! I actually spent ů at Regal on Transit to see it! My friends and I couldn't even crack jokes at it, the movie made fun of itself in its utter stupidity! The funniest part was the big orgy scene... my friend cracked a joke "Hey, they're all fighting over the last PlayStation 2!" which was hilarious (I hate PS2)
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Posted 13 November 2000 - 03:56 AM

hey sonic stop saying CORN like its a bad word!!!!!
the blair witch wasnt that bad a movie, it just wasnt as good as the hype(a similar example PS2).
Talking of crappy sequals the worst sequal was <B>THE CROW "stair way to heaven"</B>. The original movie the CROW was awesome but that sequal(i think it was the 3rd sequal) was a cheap ass บ,000 remake of the original.
The only good remake of a movie was <B>the evil dead 2 "dead by dawn"</B>it was a higher budget remake of the original and even though it was almost exactly the same it was still awesome....
oh crap now im rambling i really gotta get some coffee
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