1. "How to survie in the woods"
Person 1: Let's read this book, even thou we're too stupid to do ANYTHING it says!
2. Guy warns them to walk into woods.
Person 1 (P1): Screw him, he's nuts, let's go in the woods and kill ourselves!!
Person 2 (P2): Good Idea!!
(4 days later, they get killed... hm...?)
3. Strange noise in the forest!
P1: HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE ####! AHH! WITCH!! AHH! RUN!
P2: AHH!!
(That or some animal... stupid..)
4. Playing Football in the river.
P1: HAHA!! I KICKED THAT #### MAP IN THE RIVER!!
P2: YEAH! NOW WE CAN BLAME IT ON THAT BITCHY GIRL!
P3: HEY! ME AND MY CAMERA CAN KICK YOUR ASS!!
(Uh.. plain stupid.)
5. Strange Creapo house with bloody handprints on it.
P1: ####, shame whats-his-face got killed. Hey! Look! Fresh Blood! Let's walk inside!
P2: COOL! I found a knife with his blood on it!
P1: Let's go in the basement.
(Uh... I would run if I were you..)
6. We gotta get out of the woods before night!
P1: So, thens let's spend 5 hours arguing about shit that don't matter!
This movie is CORN and if the sequal follows, well.. let's hope not... Hey, has any SEEN the sequal yet?
Hmm.. maybe I should have a REVIEW post to review various MZX games and such... hm.. Comments?
(Edited by Sonic1126 at 8:17 am on Nov. 12, 2000)