Recommend a movie
#31
Posted 15 December 2004 - 07:04 AM
<Malwyn> Yes, yes. Don't worry I'd rather masturbate with broken glass than ask you for help again. :(
#36
Posted 31 December 2004 - 07:58 AM
#37
Posted 06 January 2005 - 08:34 AM
nashizzle, on Nov 28 2004, 04:25 AM, said:
Holy shit this was like the best movie ever. My knuckles were white all through that reversed bear trap scene, with the chick. It was like the best movie; not conditional, it's a must-see.
The plot is so awesome it's like "Hey this horror flick has a plot OMFG WTF CAT WOW3 whatever"
but yeah
see it
#38
Posted 06 January 2005 - 04:37 PM
it's the best mock documentary ever and it's hilariously accurate
i can't believe i didn't think to mention this film earlier
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#39
Posted 08 January 2005 - 06:34 PM
Lawrence of Arabia I remember was incredible
The Third Man is loads of fun and has some great lines
The Thin Man and its sequels are hilarious
Ran is insane good
Stalag 17 has the funniest scene ever
Meet John Doe has a good story and that's enough
Plus a bunch of movies you've all probably seen.
Also I am a hardcore fan of Jackie Chan so I will recommend Project A, Legend of Drunken Master which is really Drunken Master 2 but whatever, Dragons Forever, Half a Loaf of Kung Fu, and My Lucky Stars. Basically anything with him except the Protector and Eagle Shadow Fist and probably a bunch of other really old movies I haven't seen.
This post wasn't worth writing.
#40
Posted 08 January 2005 - 07:26 PM
also of course it was worth typing, it had jackie chan in
i like jackie chan, he is excellent
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#41
Posted 08 January 2005 - 09:06 PM
Hello Oof. I like the username.
#42
Posted 08 January 2005 - 09:54 PM
#43
Posted 08 January 2005 - 10:30 PM
Oof, on Jan 8 2005, 02:34 PM, said:
Lawrence of Arabia I remember was incredible
The Third Man is loads of fun and has some great lines
The Thin Man and its sequels are hilarious
Ran is insane good
Stalag 17 has the funniest scene ever
Meet John Doe has a good story and that's enough
Plus a bunch of movies you've all probably seen.
Also I am a hardcore fan of Jackie Chan so I will recommend Project A, Legend of Drunken Master which is really Drunken Master 2 but whatever, Dragons Forever, Half a Loaf of Kung Fu, and My Lucky Stars. Basically anything with him except the Protector and Eagle Shadow Fist and probably a bunch of other really old movies I haven't seen.
This post wasn't worth writing.
HEY I <3 Eagle Shadow Fist, it has that cat!! XD
#44
Posted 08 January 2005 - 10:31 PM
Oh and I watched Troy last night for the first time. Tons of CG stuff and even though the action was pretty good, the movie overall I didn't like very much. So I'm not really recommending a movie unless you just want to see some action and Orlando Bloom disappointingly not die.
#46
Posted 08 January 2005 - 10:41 PM
Reply #2: I heard rumors that he was going to die, just like I heard about Jar Jar binks in episode 2.
Both of these replies seemed rather good so I posted both if you don't mind ^^
This post has been edited by Bramblekid: 08 January 2005 - 10:44 PM
#47
Posted 08 January 2005 - 11:32 PM
"no... no that's bullshit... what the hell, achilles wouldn't be fighting thessalians, he's FROM thessaly... what the hell, helen's mother was queen of sparta, she was native to the area... achilles and patrocalus weren't related, that's a load of crap... WHAT THE FUCK, THEY KILLED MENELAUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT ABOUT BRISEIS, JESUS CHRIST DID THEY HAVE TO SHOVE A POINTLESS LOVE INTEREST IN THERE, GOD"
and so on. suffice to say, i hated it.
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#48
Posted 09 January 2005 - 03:20 AM
#49
Posted 09 January 2005 - 05:44 PM
Bramblekid <3
Ando <3
Koji I don't remember a cat but I do remember the last fight was awesome because it ended five miles away from where it began. It also has Jackie Chan in a crew cut before the plastic surgery and as a supporting actor! Also <3
Allllsssso I keep mixing up Orlando Bloom with Orlando Jones.
As for recent movies, Finding Neverland is solid.
#50
Posted 17 January 2005 - 12:40 AM
#51
Posted 17 January 2005 - 02:59 AM
#54
Posted 24 January 2005 - 02:58 PM
Zenith Nadir, on Nov 17 2004, 07:48 PM, said:
i went to see this on a whim a few weeks ago with no idea what it was about other than that DENZIL WASHINGTON was the lead
it turned out to be a 2 1/2 hour long revenge flick about a bodyguard in central america whose charge is abducted and assumed dead
it was totally awesome, i loved kill bill so i ate that shit right up
i know my description sounds lame but it was a really good film
I heared Kill Bill was turd. Then someone said the 2nd part was an even bigger pile of turd.
I recomend the movie Team America. Alec Baldwin gets killed in it.
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#55
Posted 24 January 2005 - 03:15 PM
The Kill Bill movies-- it's all on opinion. You can't say they're ultimately crap or good.
#56
Posted 24 January 2005 - 03:35 PM
Here's a quote from TAWP
One of the agents is with the terrorists in disguise (Gary), two other TA agents are chasing them, not realising Gary's in the truck and they begin shooting. Gary waves fraticly at them
Chris (looks at truck with binoculars): That guys saying somethin.
Driver: What's he saying?
Gary: It's me Gary guys.
Chris: Looks like he's sayin kiss my hairy ass!
Driver: Shoot the cheeky bastard!
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[18:02] <zamros> jastiC just got PWNz0ReD by scorchX3000 ! I kan haz another kick, scorchX3000 ?
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[18:02] <crank[AWAY]> Remember jastiC?
[18:02] <Rogue_Robots> GOOOOooOOAAAAAAALLLL!!11!11
[18:02] <Fungahhh> Aww how sad jastiC got kicked..
[18:02] <gbelo-bot> Beep. jastiC is acting highly illogical.
[18:02] <coyote> jastiC presses the big red button!
[18:04] * jastiC was kicked by scorchX3000 (~IceChat7@cloak-D9B6A48B.mid d.cable.ntl.com) Reason (let's see what happens this time.)
[18:04] <mira> Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark, right on jastiC's backside
[18:04] <zamros> jastiC just got PWNz0ReD by scorchX3000 ! I kan haz another kick, scorchX3000 ?
[18:04] <coyote> jastiC spins out of control!
#58
Posted 24 January 2005 - 09:26 PM
go away scorch
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#59
Posted 25 January 2005 - 01:56 PM
[18:02] <mira> Wait, jastiC! You forgot your lunchbag!
[18:02] <zamros> jastiC just got PWNz0ReD by scorchX3000 ! I kan haz another kick, scorchX3000 ?
[18:02] * jastiC (~bdauh@cloak-5F72C0EC.superkabel.de) has joined #idiots-club
[18:02] <crank[AWAY]> Remember jastiC?
[18:02] <Rogue_Robots> GOOOOooOOAAAAAAALLLL!!11!11
[18:02] <Fungahhh> Aww how sad jastiC got kicked..
[18:02] <gbelo-bot> Beep. jastiC is acting highly illogical.
[18:02] <coyote> jastiC presses the big red button!
[18:04] * jastiC was kicked by scorchX3000 (~IceChat7@cloak-D9B6A48B.mid d.cable.ntl.com) Reason (let's see what happens this time.)
[18:04] <mira> Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark, right on jastiC's backside
[18:04] <zamros> jastiC just got PWNz0ReD by scorchX3000 ! I kan haz another kick, scorchX3000 ?
[18:04] <coyote> jastiC spins out of control!
#60
Posted 27 January 2005 - 03:39 PM
The Village
The Secret Window
Shaun of the Dead (did anyone other than me think the title would have worked better if spelled "Shawn"?)
Peter Pan (the 2003 version)
The Forgotten and Hero were simply okay.
However, on the other end of the list...these movies were so terrible, that I recommend killing yourself if you ever watch them or have ever watched them:
Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Blair Witch Project 2: Book of Shadows
Van Helsing
These are simply my opinions.