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You wake up.
You displace your cat. Your cat whimpers!
You enter an opulent bathroom!
Choose which spell to cast
b (teeth brushing)
You fail to cast the spell correctly.
What do you want to wield?
T (brush of teeth cleaning)
T - an uncursed +1 brush of teeth cleaning (weapon in right hand).
You hit the sink!
You hit the sink!
You are empty handed.
What do you want to use or apply?
T
Are you really sure you want to break your wand of teeth cleaning?
n
It whimpers.
You drop an uncursed +1 brush of teeth cleaning.
The door resists!
The door resists!
The door resists!
It whimpers. The door resists!
You open the door.
You displaced your cat. Your cat yowls!
Irasshaimase, CJA! Welcome to CJA's delicatessen!
J - a fizzy potion named Mountain Dew.
There is a bag of Wonder Bread here, loot it?
y
You carefully open the bag of Wonder Bread...
Do what?
o (Take something out of the bag)
Take out what?
Comestibles
a + 4 uncursed slices of Wonder Bread
c - 4 uncursed slices of Wonder Bread.
n - an uncursed toaster.
Your movements are slowed slightly because of your load.
What do you want to use or apply?
n
What do you want to cook?
c
You put 4 uncursed slices of Wonder Bread in the toaster.
You drop the toaster. Your movements are now unencumbered.--More--
Your cat whimpers.
The ant bites! You kill the ant!--More--
The cat eats an ant corpse.
The toaster dings. 4 uncursed slices of toast shoot out at you!--More--
You are almost hit by 4 uncursed slices of toast.--More--
Your cat eats a slice of toast.
You kick your cat. The cat yowls!
m - 3 uncursed slices of toast.
H - a stick of butter.
What do you want to use or apply?
H
What do you want to butter?
m
You succeed in buttering 3 uncursed slices of toast.
m - 3 uncursed greased slices of toast.
What do you want to eat?
m
You finish eating the uncursed greased slice of toast.--More--
Ulch - that toast was tainted! You feel deathly sick.
You displace your cat.
You enter an opulent bathroom!
You sit on the toilet. Your cat mews.
You kick the cat. The cat yowls!
You close the door.
You sit on the toilet.
You have a bowel movement.
f - feces.
You drop the feces on the toilet. The toilet vanishes in a puff of logic!
You die from your illness.
Do you want your possessions identified?
y
Comestibles
2 uncursed greased slices of toast
a blessed stick of gum
a cursed stick of butter
Armor
a blessed pair of boxers
an uncursed stained t-shirt
an uncursed pair of Jeans
Potions
an uncursed potion of Mountain Dew
Tools
an uncursed pencil of writing
a cursed wad of pocket lint
Do you want to see your attributes?
y
You were raunchily aligned.
You were magic-protected.
You are dead.
Do you want to see an account of creatures vanquished?
y
a black ant
1 creature vanquished.
Do you want to see your conduct?
y
You were an atheist.
You never genocided any monsters.
You never polymorphed an object.
You never changed form.
This post has been edited by Guy: 15 March 2008 - 02:30 AM
